THE AS IFS is SFV Roller Derby’s B-level charter team. A true force to be reckoned with, the AS IFs compete in sanctioned and non-sanctioned games throughout the country. Whether it’s delivering solid hits or showcasing quick footwork, this crew reminds the rest of the world not to mess with the Valley. Think you can beat them? As if!!

Check our upcoming bout schedule to see when the AS IFS play next!

Meet the As Ifs!

 

As Ifs 2025

Captain: Xena Warrior Skatetress #24

Kaiju #0813

Daddy Long Legs #131

GuNnEr GiNzU #1717

Ina Pickle #181

Gnarly Quinn #19

Terrible Tues #2

Marmalade Mayhem #45

Terrordactyl #470

Wreckless #471

Bruise Violet #504

Nightmaren #828

Black Swan Amazon #911