THE AS IFS is SFV Roller Derby’s B-level charter team. A true force to be reckoned with, the AS IFs compete in sanctioned and non-sanctioned games throughout the country. Whether it’s delivering solid hits or showcasing quick footwork, this crew reminds the rest of the world not to mess with the Valley. Think you can beat them? As if!!
Check our upcoming bout schedule to see when the AS IFS play next!
Meet the As Ifs!
As Ifs 2025
Captain: Xena Warrior Skatetress #24
Kaiju #0813
Daddy Long Legs #131
GuNnEr GiNzU #1717
Ina Pickle #181
Gnarly Quinn #19
Terrible Tues #2
Marmalade Mayhem #45
Terrordactyl #470
Wreckless #471
Bruise Violet #504
Nightmaren #828
Black Swan Amazon #911