I TOTALLY WANT TO PLAY ROLLER DERBY! HOW DO I JOIN?

We love new recruits! You should sign up for SFV’s Freshies, the league’s training program. Anyone over the age of 18 and vaccinated against COVID-19 is invited to strap on skates and protective gear and train with one of SFV Roller Derby’s highly regarded coaches. The Freshie program is 12 weeks long and generally operates twice a year. Click here to learn more about our Freshie program!

If you're a transfer skater from another league, congratulations! You don't have to go through our Freshies program. Email transfers@sfvrollerderby.com to get the process started to skate with us here at SFVRD. 

DO I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO SKATE TO JOIN?

Nope!  We will teach you! We'll even lend you some equipment while you learn, and hold your hand for your first few rolls. 

BUT ISN'T ROLLER DERBY VIOLENT? I WOULD TOTALLY DIE!

Roller derby is a contact sport.  However, there are many rules as to where and how that contact can occur.  We wear protective padding, and while the sport is exciting to watch, safety is a main concern. And remember when we said we would teach you how to skate? We'll also train you on how to not die. 

I WANT TO PLAY ROLLER DERBY, BUT I THINK I'M TOO OLD! IS THERE AN AGE LIMIT?

As long as you’re over 18 and not recovering from any injuries, you’re all good! The oldest skater we ever had was 65, so, you know, #noexcuses.

I’M A TRANS SKATER LOOKING FOR A WELCOMING PLACE TO PLAY DERBY - CAN I SKATE WITH SFV?

YES! Join us! If you want to skate with us, we want to skate with you. Contact us at recruits@sfvrollerderby.com to learn more

I don't want to play, but I'd still love to be involved with roller derby. What can I do?

There are lots of other ways to be involved with SFV Roller Derby; we love our scorekeepers, photographers, coaches, and announcers!  Email us at recruits@sfvrollerderby.com to get involved.

You can also join the Referees! SFV Roller Derby is always looking for supportive individuals to help officiate scrimmages and bouts. We will still teach you how to skate, but instead of following the rules, you get to enforce them! And refs can skate on either quad-skates or rollerblades! Don't want to skate? Become a Non-Skating Official and enforce the rules from the comfort of your shoes! It's a great way to be involved with the league without having to play a contact sport.  Send an email to refs@sfvrollerderby.com to start your journey.

WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?

We play and practice at The Cage, located at 11455 Magnolia Blvd, North Hollywood, CA 91601.

Wait, you play outside?! Is it going to be hot/cold at the bout?

Sadly, SFV Roller Derby has yet to develop the ability to control the weather in Southern California. Therefore, some home bouts may be hot because of the phenomenon known as "summer", but you can still enjoy the event by wearing cool clothing and drinking lots of liquids! Other home bouts may take place during what is called "winter" by locals, and spectators are encouraged to dress warmly. Together, we can all enjoy roller derby in spite of any weather, except rain. 

I’M EXCITED TO GET DRUNK AND WATCH ROLLER DERBY!

Hold your horses! There is no alcohol allowed at The Cage. SFV Roller Derby is a family-friendly venue and our league will not be held responsible for chemically-altered spectators. But don't worry! You can always drink at the afterparty with the team!  After-party locations will be announced during our bouts. 

What's the difference between the teams?

SFVRD has three travel teams; the Like OMGs (A-level), the As Ifs (B-level), and the Fer Sures (C-level).  Each of these teams plays against similarly leveled teams from other leagues throughout the season. These bouts can be home at The Cage or away at other leagues' venues. Both our A and B-level teams are chartered through WFTDA - please reach out to gaming@sfvrollerderby.com to schedule a game with us!

Home Teams will be re-established during our 2025 season! Home teams consist of skaters of all levels from our  SFV Roller Derby league only. Home team games give newer skaters a chance to play in public while the seasoned skaters get to play against their travel team teammates in a friendly rivalry for home team bragging rights.

Okay, what about these Freshie Bouts?

One of the core beliefs of SFV Roller Derby is that anyone can play derby -- and they should! What's the point of perfecting skills if you won't be able to use those skills in a scrimmage for a few years? Freshie Expo Bouts occur twice a year at the end of each Freshie session, and allow newer and lower-level skaters a chance to show off their hard work. These bouts usually have a fun theme (DC vs Marvel, Heathers vs Jawbreakers, etc.) and give our fans a chance to see the all-star skaters of tomorrow, today!

Why did I hear the Like OMGs yell "COBRA KAI!!" at the bout? You guys do remember that Cobra Kai were the villains in The Karate Kid, right?

Hey, protagonist title fallacy, okay? Cobra Kai dojo were serious athletes that were looked down upon simply because of the fact that they hailed from the San Fernando Valley. And William Zabka is a national treasure! 

HOW DID SFV GET STARTED?

Killo Kitty started playing roller derby in 2007 for the LA Derby Dolls. She played and captained for the Sirens. In 2010, she decided to start a juniors roller derby program in San Fernando Valley, with a little help from Coach Dad, I.M. McShovin, and Whipskey. The adult league started in 2011 with Killo Kitty, Coach Dad, Whipskey, I.M. McShovin and Tiggz.

WHAT IS THE GOAL FOR THE LEAGUE?

SFV Roller Derby’s goal is to provide athletes with an opportunity to learn and play the sport of roller derby by improving fitness and athleticism. We promote volunteerism and involvement within our community while fostering professional development and growth in a supportive and collaborative environment.