The FER SUREs
Header image by Alyson Aliano and Valerie Petralia
THE FER SURES are SFV Roller Derby's C-level travel team, full of fierce up-and-coming skaters. The Fer Sures regularly face off against other leagues in Southern California, bringing the heat wherever they go. With their relentless energy and grit, these skaters will totally knock you on your butt and score all the points! Fer sure!
Check our upcoming bout schedule to catch the Fer Sures' next bout!
The FER SUREs
Meet
#245
#299
#1589
#312
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Knifey Wifey
The Boogie Ma’am
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#333
#484
#6
Guy Fear-me
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Shea BOOM
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Little Orphan Slammy
Melee Curie
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bEVEsota
#800
Phantom of the Clobber-ya
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#9709
Maverick
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#23
EvilE
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#796
Hittin’ Valley Ranch
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The FER SUREs 2025
Captain: Melee Curie #245
Co-Captain: Little Orphan Slammy #299
Oliver Strangepotts #006
Knifey Wifey #1589
Nasty Pelosi #1769
EvilE #23
The Boogie Ma’am #312
bEVEsota #333
Bloody Mary #426
Guy Fear-me #484
Salty Siren #511
Meanie Baby #515
Shea BOOM #6
Killiam Shankspeare #73
Hittin’ Valley Ranch #796
Phantom of the Clobber-ya #800
Maverick #9709